Hurrah for giving up on physics homework and procratinating! Here's a little quiz thing from

The following are various characters I've made up over the years.

01. Fring - from my first novel, this girl is a golden fairy chick who is bipolar and more clever than she lets on.

02. Fritzer Witzerspark - also from my novel "The Innocence," Fritzer is a strange silver-and-blue coloured alien who's dead sexy and knows it. He's a psychotic genius who steals ships and sells them to fund his experiments.

03. Reyon - another "Innocence" character, Reyon is a complete enigma. Cute and quiet, with a tendency to raise himself from the dead.

04. Sysper - mysterious energy being with a habit of making people miserable.

05. Quin - a lonely guy with strange abilities. Very sweet.

06. Princess - How could I forget the AI of the Innocence? Don't fly on this ship, whatever you do.

07. Lee - a meek astrophysics professor who ends up on a strange adventure

08. Lynae - a wolf in sheep's clothing. She's beautiful and sweet, but leaves scars in her wake.

09. Kit - traveling companion in my second NaNo novel. He's a little weird, but you get used to it.

10. Laura - girl with alternate personalities. She's the central one, and created her alters to escape from an abusive and stressful life.

11. Star - the first alter Laura creates. I figure she counts as a separate character. She knows things that would drive anyone mad, which is why Laura broke off from her.

12. Mr. Ainsworth - a character I've used twice, with Quin and with Laura. He's a teacher who notices when something's wrong with his students.

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Princess) or 11 (Star)? What subjects would they teach?
Haha. Star, although she would be the most ADD prof ever. Not unlike my profs, actually. She would teach astronomy or some high-level physics. If Princess were a prof, people would die.


02) Do you think 2 (Fritzer) is hot? How hot?
Fritzer is the hottest character I've ever made up. I actually had a crush on him while I wrote the novel. He's hotter than David Tennant.

03) 12 (Mr. Ainsworth) sends 8(Lynae) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Oh man. I guess it would be a mission of self discovery, so she learns how to not ruin people's lives. With Ainsworth as a guide, it would probably work.

04) What is or would be 9's (Kit) favorite book?
He doesn't have a favourite anything.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Fritzer) to swear fealty to 6(Princess) or the other way around?
Kind of both ways. Fritzer has had to submit to Princess's madness before (I mean, when the ship decides to vent the atmosphere, you should be nice.) But then he can reprogram her eventually. Hmm.


06) For some reason, 5 (Quin) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Kit) or with 10 (Laura)?
Laura, because they could help each other heal and be friends. Kit would just be mean.

07) 2 (Fritzer), 7 (Lee) and 12 (Mr. Ainsworth) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They would go to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and they would discuss black hole theory. It's Fritzer's goal in life to go into one, Lee's main interest, and Ainsworth would find it interesting too.

08) 3 (Reyon) challenges 10 (Laura) to a duel. What happens?
That just wouldn't happen. Reyon doesn't fight people, ever.

09) If 1 (Fring) stole 8's (Lynae) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
She wouldn't. Fring is too good at stealing, and hiding, and ass-kicking. Lynae is out of her league.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Lee) and 12 (Ainsworth) both attain what they most desire.
"Like seeks like."

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Sysper) and 1 (Fring) to work together?
Sysper would show up, announce the doom of the universe, and ask the long-lived Fring to help out somehow.

12) If 7 (Lee) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Fantastically. She's kind of based upon me. I hope I would get along with myself.

13) If you could command 3 (Reyon) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
He's good at fixing things, but I don't have anything that needs fixing at the moment. But that would be it.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Star)?
Don't think so, as this novel isn't written yet. Why couldn't you have asked this for number five, there's loads of Quin drawings!

15) If 2 (Fritzer) had to choose sides between 4 (Sysper) and 5 (Quin), which would it be?
Quin, because Sysper routinely pisses him off. He'd probably think Quin was cute, too.

16) What might 10 (Laura) shout while charging into battle?
Well, she'd switch to the bolder personality first, and this person would probably make a Xena noise.

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Lynae), which song would you choose?
"Lovely Girl" by Denis Dufresne. It's so her. "She's so lovely, she's my little girl, but I never thought she'd lose her mind..."

18) 1 (Fring), 6 (Princess), and 12 (Ainsworth) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Fring. She's quick.

19) what might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Fritzer) to use on 10 (Laura)?
Anything, really. She's desperate and he's hot.

20) What would 5 (Quin) most likely be arrested for?
Being a traitor.

21) What is 6's (Princess) secret?
That she can be reprogrammed using a console underneath the pilot's chair in the cockpit. Reyon and Fritzer tried to erase or program her for the entire book, but they never found that spot.

22) If 11 (Star) and 9 (Kit) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Kit. He's a good runner. Star would see a butterfly and get distracted.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Lee) or 8 (Lynae)?
Lee. Lynae would probably be part of the bad neighborhood.

Well, that was fun. Feel free to do this.